You were always so down on Americans and the USA in general. Now that the Olympics have rolled around, however, your Facebook statuses almost exclusively shine with American pride. Good. Now I can add hypocrite to your list of vices.
"Dear Old Love" is short, anonymous notes to people we've loved (or at least liked). Requited or unrequited.
The ex-husband in Grace Paley's short story "Wants" says to his ex-wife, "I attribute the dissolution of our marriage to the fact that you never invited the Bertrams to dinner." If you're bitter, that's the way to express it here.
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