When I asked if we were only hanging out because you wanted to have sex what I really meant was: “Can we please have sex already?” What you seemed to understand, however, was, “I am madly in love with you.”
"Dear Old Love" is short, anonymous notes to people we've loved (or at least liked). Requited or unrequited.
The ex-husband in Grace Paley's short story "Wants" says to his ex-wife, "I attribute the dissolution of our marriage to the fact that you never invited the Bertrams to dinner." If you're bitter, that's the way to express it here.
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