Now that I am back I realize no European accent or medieval castle rendezvous can make me get over you.
We Were Happy
We were happy, if not terribly healthy.
I still have your sweater, and yes it still smells like Axe.
Fueling the Imagination
I pretended my husband was you last night. He said it was the best we’ve had so far.
I wish I could file a restraining order against my thoughts & dreams of you.
All I Never
Everything I said I never wanted in life, I wanted with you.
I get so tired of all the thoughts I’ve wasted on you!
Stop writing me suicide notes; it only confirms for me how very alive you still are.
Nothing about this “thing” of ours was logical, but I guess that’s what made it so great.
It’s nice to know there’s still really good sex after you.
I laugh more than I cry whenever I think of you now.
Pillowcasing the Joint
A year later and I still only sleep on the pillowcase you gave me, with the cat with sneakers on it. I told my new boyfriend it was a gift from my grandmother.
Globally and Locally Warmed
The recent increase in temperatures is directly correlated to the stupid torch I still carry for you.
I was never good at riddles, and the ones you gave me I could never solve.
My computer reminds me of you every time I click Empty Trash.
You ( )
I know you said you hated me when you left, but I will always love you(tube).
Everyone says you’ll regret it one day. I’m not so sure you will.
I should never have let the opinions of others get in our way.
When I am awake, you don’t cross my mind. When I am asleep, you find your way into everything.
I wonder how you picture me in your head, but I’m too afraid to ask.