December 2009
Solved
I once told you I didn’t understand how you could possibly be single after all these years. It has since become painfully obvious.
Dec 22nd
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Staged
I must be at the acceptance stage of grief because all I feel for you is kindness.
Dec 22nd
20 notes
Collection
I learned at least one important lesson from our relationship: start collecting my things before the breakup.
Dec 22nd
12 notes
A Thought for Me
I’m embarassed about the “thoughts for you” I wrote. Now I can see how lame they sounded.
Dec 22nd
14 notes
Imagining That
I thought you let me down. Maybe it was my imagination that let me down.
Dec 21st
32 notes
Ignore, Por Favor
I liked it better when you were ignoring me. I felt nauseated less frequently.
Dec 21st
24 notes
Super Mario
I kept your Nintendo shirts balled up in a bag for over a month after you left. When I could finally stand to wear your smell, it was heaven.
Dec 21st
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Winterize
I loved you sneaking up behind me and brushing my neck with your No-Shave November beard. And then came December.
Dec 21st
10 notes
Let's Makeup
I bought $115 worth of makeup and had a professional show me how to apply it. I tried to pretend that it was a Christmas present for myself, but really, it was for you.
Dec 21st
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A Crazy Shade of Winter
December 22nd still gives me the chills.
Dec 21st
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Jerk/Off
Being honest about being a jerk didn’t make you less of a jerk.
Dec 21st
59 notes
White Wine Dates
I miss our white wine dates at Le Rouge, and the trip back to my place that usually followed.
Dec 21st
Holiday Cheerless
Who gave you the idea to propose the day before Christmas? Who gave you the idea to propose in our living room? Now you’re gone, and all that’s left is memories of that.
Dec 21st
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Snow Me In
All I want is to be snowed in with you.
Dec 20th
36 notes
OCWe
My OCD complimented your OCD precisely.
Dec 20th
11 notes
Still Wishing
I’ve spent a year wishing that you were still a part of my life. Merry Christmas.
Dec 20th
50 notes
Green Zone
I still send love letters to your old address in Iraq.
Dec 20th
7 notes
A Real (Estate) Threat
Sure are a lot of apartments for rent in your neighborhood…
Dec 20th
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My Drift
I never missed you, not once in six months. And then it snowed.
Dec 19th
31 notes
Circle of Shame
Shame on you for falling in love with me based on potential; shame on me for not living up to it.
Dec 19th
34 notes